altoid

noseburners.

👃🔥altoids for you.

by acgonnagurxyou April 2, 2019

alton

a gay person who likes to follow stephen and maddox around because he thinks they are cute

Maddox- "Alton stop following us".
Alton- "But ya'll are super cute and i want to date yall

by 13;ic3vp1;3f;i1 August 15, 2019

you're almost kurae

a conditional term used to compliment someone whenever they achieved the greatest goal in their life. But since the term "kurae" is the greatest, godlike state of approval, they will never, in their life, to achieve such compliment. so whatever great things you've accomplished, still, you're almost kurae.

oh shit kevin, you finally beat the final boss of your life. YOU'RE ALMOST KURAE!!

by degozenko September 3, 2020

National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

Altoona

Small city located in west-central Pennsylvania (about 100 miles due-east of Pittsburgh). Well-known for high unemployment, alcoholism, drug abuse, right-wing closed-minded mullet-heads, guys (and gals) who love huntin' and fishin', etc, etc.. It's a town that has more in common with rural West Virginia than the rest of PA.

Locals have one of the most annoying dialects on the planet (mixture of Pittsburghese and Baltimore-ese)

90% of the population is over age 50 (most young adults who grew up there MOVE AWAY ASAP)!!!

See Pittsburghese, and add the following Altoona-English translations:

Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going

by aaronwa April 22, 2005

almost couple

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking

Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!

by Lu1u February 28, 2009

aljoscha

A German who is shy at first, but incredibly fun to be around. He will be supportive whenever you need it and is an amazing friend. If you decide to be more than friends, he will continue to support and love you to the best of his abilities, and is loyal to a fault.

"How was your date?"
"Oh, he was such an Aljoscha! But I've known him forever, so that's no surprise."

by Shaynayna October 20, 2020