Lemon

A mentally disabled fruit; Having enough chromosomes to reproduce asexually and alone forever

Lemon: "OH! TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE"

by RetardedFroot April 25, 2016

Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.

Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!

by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020

Lemon

Taste like vagina, taste like piss and it is yellow

"You like lemon"?
"Yes"

by Milkisstronk January 16, 2022

Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.

Lemons are used to make lemonade

by Squidzo November 21, 2016

Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.

You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day

by Biscuit head February 24, 2015

Lemon

An idiotic human being

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!

by Microwav e March 10, 2022

Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 01, 2018