2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.
Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 27, 2023
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Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025
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2-2-30 rule

Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is
Boys and Girls should follow the 2-2-30 rule
by 459395 April 26, 2022
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2 1/2 Strikes

2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.
Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.
by Rastus P. Kumquat May 07, 2021
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2+2

by E for Affort October 05, 2021
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2 + 2

5
2 + 2 is actually 5
by 584940493395874392034839394 December 18, 2024
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