EMS

Early Morning Sesh.
A session of smoking cannabis in the very early morning before doing anything else.

To the EMS boys!

by dealergirl October 11, 2010

ems

a room created by dunno/MaTt` on msn originally (when mx4 was around), and now its moved to digitalfuse.

(Elite mIRC Scripters)

join #ems

by dunno April 03, 2004

EMS

A chatboard on Neopets.com.

Today, it is mostly compromised by n00bs, posers, and ugly, fat, Manga/Anime freaks.
However, a core of the regs of Old EMS still rule.
Judas
Popcore
Taryn
Manda
Alexis
Arcane
Trevor

TJ
Josh
Dex
And the list goes on.
Unfortunatly, maybe 1 out of 5 of regs go on EMS every day.

n00b: omg tnt is SOOO meen they froz my main
Judas: Shut the Hell up, you illiterate idiot.
Arcane: GTHO of EMS. I hear the Newbie boards like people like you.
n00b: omg im reporting u

Judas: I have more accounts, you dimwit.
Arcane: Same here, you dolt.

by Arcane and Judas July 27, 2009

EMS

1.OMG dis is nawt a wurrd!!!! ---deletedlete minimisse--*

2. A sexy little goat that you just can't keep your hands off of.

3. Barbie Vs. Spiderman

1. omg y r u so litrat???/?//
Becuse Ime smartur and mor intellectul than you. I spel corectly.

2. Yo homie, you're all up in my chick!
Sorry dude, she's just so EMSy.

3. OH MY GOD! It's a bug! SIKE.

4. Ok Michael, this is your last warning:
stop cheating on me with little Kelly or I'll put my pants back on!

by Queen Sarah the not-so-thrid December 03, 2005

Em

When you're clearing your throat to start to speak.

Shorter version of "Ahem".

"Yo Marcus, Spit that shit!"

"Em em em"

by Dak Babkok June 01, 2016

em

In typography, a unit of measure generally equivalent to the width of the letter m. When in the context of a 12-point font, an em is equal to a pica.

My car is badass. I can go from 0 to 6.33 ems per second in 8 seconds! Heck yes!

by therealken July 14, 2005

em

Noun for a female person or woman. Used in a similar way as "guy."

She's a really great em.

by melovedean January 07, 2009