moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable”

Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte”

by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

National Unforgiven Day

National Unforgiven Day or (N.U.D) refers to a day where people gather to read "The Unforgiven" by philanthropist Eco Samurai.

Person 1: "Happy N.U.D!"

Person 2: "What's N.U.D?"

Person 1: "National Unforgiven Day!"

by EcoSamurai June 28, 2025

school unfocus syndrome

The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.

During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

The Seven Unforbidden Holes

The seven unforbidden holes are the ears, nostrils, eyes and urethra.

The seven unforbidden holes are for the cummest of dumpsters

by Marxist Badger June 8, 2018

Klaas the unfuckable

Anyone named Klaas will forever be a virgin and will be hated for the rest of eternity

Klaas the unfuckable is trying to het a gf haha

by themarofdark November 22, 2021

Stella Artois Unfiltered

A new lager beer released in the UK (2022) with a green label (5% ABV) which is drank by wife beaters who swear and use bad language whilst they do it.

Person 1: Care for a Stella Artois Unfiltered?
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!

by MrFunny83 April 23, 2022

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022