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When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
A new lager beer released in the UK (2022) with a green label (5% ABV) which is drank by wife beaters who swear and use bad language whilst they do it.
Person 1: Care for a Stella Artois Unfiltered?
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!
by MrFunny83 April 23, 2022
The reason why I woke up in my neighbours back garden at 6:30am feeling like utter crap and not having a clue about how I got there.
I might have had a Dragon Soop or two last night and things got slightly out of hand let me say that!
by MrFunny83 January 24, 2022
The utter psychopath who murdered the UK Conservative MP Sir David Amess in October 2021. He is now a convicted murderer and terrorist who planned his crimes out very carefully for over 2 years. His motivation was in relation to the Islamic State. He is now serving a whole life sentence without the possibly of parole (whole-life tariff) meaning that he will die in prison and will never ever be released due to the political and extremist natures of his disgraceful crimes. He has also been placed on a terrorist register for 30 years. He will be remembered for what he did for A VERY LONG TIME.
Ali Harbi Ali is a true psychopath and deserves his whole life tariff after the horrific crimes that he committed!
by MrFunny83 April 14, 2022
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The grade A* bellend who thought it was acceptable to murder 28-year-old Sabina Nessa in September 2021. He is originally from Albania and was living in Eastbourne, UK prior to his arrest. He is now convicted of murder and is serving a life sentence with a minimum of 36 years before he can even be considered for release from prison by the parole board because he committed such appalling crimes and to be honest he should never ever be released after what he did.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023