Slowy

When you’re friend ir spouse is asleep (you may have drugged them with sleeping pills) and you suck their dick. Sleep + blowy = slowy. It has to be consensual.

Dude 1: okay, so imma drug you so I can give u a slowy.

Dude 2: okey dokey. No homo?
Dude 1: no homo

by England_isn’t_my_city September 25, 2018

slower lower

n. The region of the state of Delaware below the "city" of Dover. Characterized by hicks and farmers. See also fuzzy bumpkin. Best known for being the most ghetto rural area on the Eastern Seaboard.

Most University of Delaware students will never travel to Slower Lower for fear of farmers.

by coprez May 23, 2004

slown

An extremely easy woman, with a dirty background; no moral fibre... works with any last name.

Chris Brown's mom is a slown because she is a sloo.

by jaxapu_56 December 13, 2008

slowhandle

To pretend to be compassionate, kind, etc. in order to manipulate someone else, often for the purpose of exploiting or swindling him or her. A form of deception common in romantic relationships and business deals. A slowhandler is different from a golddigger primarily because slowhandlers are pursuing very specific goals, whereas golddiggers are after whatever they can get their hands on. Additionally, slowhandlers are usually more subtle and are not restricted to being female.

"What the hell? She left you? You guys have been going out for two years!"
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."

"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."

by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008

Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

Slowage

Reduction in internet speed due to overuse or network connectivity issues.

Twelve wireless devices running on our wi-fi caused massive slowages for everyone today.

by vocalhoney February 1, 2013

slowpoking her cloyster

When u put your dick in her pussy

Last night I was slowpoking her cloyster

by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018