promise

the lie you want to keep

2015, Whittier

“promise you will always love me?”
“promise.”

by madeline whither November 19, 2020

Promto

Believe it or not this is a name. Others may use it as a shitty alias. It’s pretty similar to Prompto which is the name of a character from final fantasy XV. There is no definition to this name because of how little people have it as a name.

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by Promto November 19, 2020

promerup

to enjoy something

I promerup spending time with you!

by SomeFuckeroo December 8, 2020

promerup

to enjoy

I promerup this shit lmao

by SomeFuckeroo December 8, 2020

promise

It’s something you promised and you can never break your promise ever! 💖

I promise to never ever leave you! 🥺

by promise you December 31, 2020

Prometheus tickle

When you burn your balls with a back draft when lighting a fart.

I don’t need a sack wax today because I’m clean down below thanks to a Prometheus tickle.

by chasedwar February 15, 2021

Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.

That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021