Bloody Muddy

When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.

What took so long in the bathroom.

I had to do a bloody muddy.

by Pampermebae88 July 18, 2022

Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.

As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!

by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024

Tough Mudder

1 man is selected from a group of gents, and is tasked with chasing down the group in an attempt to insert his wiener in one of their asses.

“I’ve ran a Tough Mudder or two” - Nick

by BackPocketRPG February 14, 2024

Tough Mudder

a slang term for a vagina

Man, last night we went to hers and I saw her tough mudder

by Mauricio000 February 20, 2024

Ya Muddas Booch

yo mommas peice son

Yoooo can I get some food ?? YA MUDDAS BOOCH PAL GET THE FUC OUT MY FRIDGE BEFORE I CANCEL CHRISTMAS ON YO AHH

by chreek March 4, 2024

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024

Nutty muddy buddy

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.

“Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”

by The stranger from the low tide May 3, 2024