Pull choke

A person or thing doing something stupid or just plain stupid a synonym for dumb ass

Tommy is licking the dogs butthole. He’s such a pull choke

by anonymous September 28, 2021

Phalangical Chokehold

That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.

Man Stephanie was great last night but she put me in a hell of a phalangical chokehold!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

Ii-Choke

1. A word used in Nigerian Pidgin, meaning a term of surprise and shock.

2.It is used as a joke

Person1: You forgot your homework

Person2: I'm so dead!!!!!

Person1: Ii-choke!

by Tsunami_Tiger December 1, 2021

Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.

by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

Force Choke

An ending to a handjob where one person ejaculates without stimulation from another person.

Man 1: Yeah, I gave him a Force Choke.
Girl 1: Man, you must be really good if you ended him like that.
Man 1: Thanks, he was writhing the entire time. It was fun.

by Mr. McGooey February 20, 2022

Hog Choke

Reference to getting a hand job. Being jacked/Jerked off. (AF)

" ,Bout to get my Hog Choked"....

by OddEndz November 11, 2022

Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.

“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”

by PineSlime November 29, 2022