Phalangical Chokehold

That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.

Man Stephanie was great last night but she put me in a hell of a phalangical chokehold!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

Get Lip

The term for kissing when he/she is an 8.7234 or above.

You guys may be good at pong, but did you get lip last night? Didn’t think so.

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss July 5, 2021

Pocket Throbber

A full throttle boner that climbs through your underwear and pokes out through your pocket.

Jimmy! I know she’s hot but you can put your pocket throbber away.

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 12, 2021

Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.

Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 1, 2022

Pringle-play

When you reach that age where it’s too difficult to fit your hand inside a Pringle container, so you lube up, and grab a chip with the urethra of your third leg.

Nowadays, Adrian ONLY uses Pringle-play when getting the “far-too-deep” crumbs at the bottom of the canister. Be like Adrian!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021