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Touch my butt

Hey man, you wanna TOUCH MY BUTT? Let's go out back.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.
"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"
by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008
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The Dutch Touch

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.
1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.
by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014
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the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.
Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.
by echo 9 May 15, 2007
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iPod Touch

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.
At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.
by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007
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Tooch

Simply means feces/defecate, stool, shit or poo-poo. This is a "cover" term used in Filipino gay linggo. Not everone knows this term, that's why this is a "cover" term.

Derived/Evolved from the candy, Tootsie Roll (to describe feces/defecation in a subtle manner) , then became Toochie Roll, and finally transitioned to Tooch.
>"Shut the door! I'm still tooching!" ; "Isara mo nga yung pinto! Tumu-tooch pa 'ko eh!"

>"I need to tooch." ; "Natu-tooch na 'ko."

>"Just had a tooch because of diarrhea." ; "Kakatooch ko lang dahil sa diarrhea."
by tinkidee June 30, 2011
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Cheese Touch

Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.
“Bro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

“Haha bro thats so gross”
by lasaga September 25, 2019
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