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suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
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suck my freak

yo duck my freak bitch
suck my freak by Bob Olits March 3, 2005

suck out 

A word a stupid chav uses to say "suck your mums pussy".
Chav:"Suck out wastegash"

*most people role there eyes at them*
suck out by srstorey September 11, 2007

suck at life 

suck at life

1. To describe someone with little social skills and very little friends, usually gothic or emo

2. An insult, usually used when someone is aggravated at another.
1. Sally must suck at life because she has no friends and cuts herself.

2. Jimmy's mom: Did you get the milk Jimmy?

Jimmy: No

Jimmy's mom: What? No milk? You suck at life, Jimmy

*Jimmy runs upstairs to his room crying*
suck at life by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

suck hag 

A filthy, bowlegged sea scow who loves nothing more than a faceful of cock.
Get over hear you dirty suck hag, and feast on my blood sausage.
suck hag by SlickNuts June 18, 2006

Suck Dick Flu 

Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.
Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.
Suck Dick Flu by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010