Cool Ranch

Cool Ranch is the smegma underneath a man’s foreskin of his penis.

A popular term in the southwestern part of PA

Rick: Dude, she licked the cool ranch off my dick!
Kyle: Bro.. that’s disgusting.

by Callumsbabymom22 December 5, 2025

dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 27, 2008

mesquite honey ranch

The mixing together of ranch and honey chipotle to make a sweet taste of deliciousness

When acn asked scoop what she was doing she said "oh you didn't know, this is mesquite honey ranch

by scoop 10 November 8, 2013

Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."

by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

Pareces de rancho

1. Your acting uncivilized according to societal norms.
2. Your not up to date with what is trending.

"Como no vas a saber, pareces de rancho."

by Espanglish107 June 23, 2016

bryan and rachael

When luge gives you lemons, you make kids and brownies.

We gonna be Bryan and Rachael today?

by Ijkedit4reel February 26, 2017

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017