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Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.
"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"
Escape Goat by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

Rape the goat 

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.
He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.
Rape the goat by bdb2h April 11, 2008

Slap a goat 

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.
I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.
Slap a goat by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010

penis painting tree goat 

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.
Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

OH MY GOAT 

for those who dont like to blaspheme
basically means oh my god, but cleaner!!
said in exclamation, like janice in friends
OH MY GOAT!!!! look what a great definition i rote
OH MY GOAT by Steph May 31, 2004

Cunt Goat 

Somebody that is so stupid or is very stuck up or just a irrelevnt vag. in a goat form

or just anything you want it to be!
YOUR SUCH A CUNT GOAT!
Dont be a cunt goat
STFU you cunt goat!
Cunt Goat by Breeezyyyy July 5, 2011