custardmonkey

The 'child' of a member of the caucasian and of the negroid races.

we found them totally birdbathed on hamster's rucksack, wandering round the city like a couple of custardmonkeys.

by the right royal Dan meadow and his emperical majes November 7, 2003

Cussy Words

Words that are used for cussy-type events, like "cussing", "swearing", "dropping the cuss off at the pool" and so-forth.

Teacher: "Can anybody use a noun that rhymes with the word 'Talk' in a sentence...? Yes--Little Johnny?"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, should I be concerned that I repeatedly fall back on cussy words as my "schtick", whereas I could instead be colorfully exploring the English language, and perhaps paying better attention in class as well? I want people to take me seriously, and some deep soul-searching has led me to the conclusion that I need to act more as a role model for my fellow students and less like an attention whore."
Teacher: "Well, Johnny. This is very unexpected, but I'm pleased to see you've seen the li--"
Little Johnny: "Just kidding, beeyotch. Shove that chalk up your ass and get bent."

by amateurmetheus September 26, 2009

Custard Cream

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.

She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.

by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

custy snap

some rotten custy in a pink cardigan says in no particular order snappety snap directly following your aw snap over some worthwhile event....

j crewish pink cardigan custy says: "aw snappity snap" that custy just stole my turkey wrap .... with a late snap of the fingesr.. prolly works at pier one..

by estaro February 13, 2004

Custing

When you grab anything loud to make noise with a group and then wake someone screaming CUST.

Tonight theirs going to be a serious custing

by ivana McCrust December 4, 2010

Cust

Dried cum that becomes dust.

When you blow your load on a girls stomach and she lets it dry, it becomes cum dust.. or cust

Washing cust off in the shower creates an extra slippery stomach.

by BRrich January 22, 2020

Love Cusion

A breast, or pair of breasts to lay your head on.

I laid my head on Maria's love cusion.

by Rohan January 22, 2004