don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

don't stick your dick in crazy by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013

Killing Crazy 

Killing crazy has been used in the military, to describe a soldier who kills unnecessarily and for enjoyment.

Gunny shot the enemy, who attempted surrender, so he gained a killing crazy reputation.

Killing Crazy by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

that’s crazy 

What someone says when they didn’t hear or pay attention to a single thing you’ve said.

Her: Yeah and so that’s how my day went.
Him: That’s crazy....

that’s crazy by dzzfrgn March 12, 2018

Damn that's crazy 

When you pretend to care whatever the hell your friend is saying.

Friend: Ay, so last night, I saw this hot chick, then guess what?
You: What?
Friend: She looked at me and winked, bro!
You: Damn that's crazy.

Damn that's crazy by Scyanogen February 6, 2021

damn bro that's crazy 

when your friends' talkin bout sum shit you don't care about while your tryna do something.

Billy: Sam, my parents are getting a divorce, I'm pretty depressed and I really need emotional support in these times.

Sam: Damn bro that's crazy, but I'm in the second round in Fall Guys.

damn bro that's crazy by nutlmao August 31, 2020

John Birch Crazy 

The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.

Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.

John Birch Crazy by Libertatis October 2, 2013