chode

a short, fat penis

I was going to have sex with him until I saw his chode.

by MelSmell December 7, 2002

chode

dick larger in width than length

JOhn Branson has a chode that urines uncontrollably on carpet or anywhere

by jason hammock May 21, 2003

chode

Link223 from KoG, a penis wider than its length.

Hi, I am link223, I am a chode!!!

by A user from a board. Lolz February 8, 2008

chode

a character in pop sci fi series 'Tripping the Rift'

HEY chode your purple a fuckhead

by a viewer March 10, 2005

chode

A male reproductive organ that is thicker or wider than it is long.

"He has a fat chode," the newscaster said.

by EveryoneHasTheNameDAN! July 21, 2008

chode muncher

a person who likes to nibble on the tip of a chode

Shawn told me that Brooke and Danyelle were both chode munchers

by Christ Bridges January 20, 2006

Chode Diet

When a hoe with an octapussae only sucks chode for meals every day for a week. This is a chode diet.

"Your mom went on a chode diet with your dad last week didnt he?"

by The Chodus Maximus January 9, 2009