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ur mom gay lol

A roast originating from the Medieval Times. This had been used in a plethora of arguments throughout the human's existence. "Ur mom gay lol" is known to be the deadliest insult known to any life form in the universe; the lore surrounding it suggests that once this has been said, Earth will be expected to shatter in too many pieces.
Alex: My peepee is very huge, and u have a microscopic peepee
You: Fuck off asshat
Alex: Your just sad that u don't have a peepee
You: First of all speaking fucking English. Second, it is you're. Lastly, ur mom gay lol.
Alex: I don't feel so good
Alex: *fucking dissolves*
by Alt._.One June 8, 2018
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Ur day infinite gay

This is the ultimate trump card that should only be used if ur family tree LGBT is used. THIS IS NON-REVERSIBLE, NO U'S HAVE NO EFFECT.
Ben: Ur mom gay lol
Dover: Ur daddy lesbian
*Ben stumbles, but finds his footing*
Ben:Ur sister a mister
Dover: Ur brother a mother
*Ben faints a little*
Ben: Ur grandpap a trap
Dover : ur granny tranny
Ben: ur family tree LGBT
Dover: Ur family reunion homosexual communion

*Ben uses final trump card*
Ben: UR DAY INFINITE GAY
* Time fucking erases dover from existence*
by coman467 May 20, 2018
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ur mum gay lul

A insult so bad that it will make you commit die
"Ur a poop head"
"Ur mum gay lul"
"MOM, WHERE IS THE NOOSE
by Looooolnub November 7, 2018
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Ur uncle joe a Toe

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...
Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies
by Memelunch April 13, 2018
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ur mom big gay

an absolutley devistating comback destroying anyone/anything in its path
john: hey billy wanna play fortnite
billy: UR MOM BIG GAY
john: dies from every type of cancer at once
by ur mommy gay nut May 28, 2018
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ur mum gae lol

the worst insult you will ever recieve
hey kid, you're trash at life
kid: ur mum gae lol
other kid: dies
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Slap ur teacher day

On January 13th everyone shud slap their favourite or worse teachers. Slap as many as u like the consequences are gonna be worth it
Me: hey dude its Jan. 13th
Guy 1: and??
Me: its slap ur teacher day

Guy1: cool

Me: who u gonna slap

Guy1: the physics and further maths teacher
mugGet the Slap ur teacher daymug.

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