cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.

Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.

cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019

Bungle Tippler 

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.

Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.

Bungle Tippler by mayfly May 29, 2014

Tiphaine 

Tiphaine is a really sweet name who's the weilder show a strong and beautifull personality and is good looking.
The people who have this name may have a dark past or nothing they will always say good advices and be helpfull.
They are the best friends possible!

Tiphaine is mybest friend, she help me so much!

Tiphaine by Teyk January 24, 2015

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

Tickle Tipson by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022

Tiptoe Bacon 

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012

fly-tipping 

British term for the illegal dumping of waste material.

'since organising her neighbours to lobby the city council to spend £1m to clean up their area, renovate houses, plant trees and stop fly-tipping...' (Tim Bouquet interviewing Sameen Ali in the Times magazine, 08.03.08)

fly-tipping by kenneth purtell March 8, 2008