queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Queef

A fart from a vagina without the smell

"She just queefed"

by stfugetlosthoe March 11, 2022

Queef Starker

British Prime Minister.

Queef = A cunt that emits hot air. A fanny fart.

Starker = Raving mad lunatic

By Jove Nicholls!!! Have you seen this morning’s headlines?!! Queef Starker has abandoned the use of passports!!

by Befferson 2 June 17, 2025

queef sugar

Noun, similar to creampie, the cum from a womans cooch

Joey: Dude, did you suck down Jenny's Queef Sugar last night?

David: Hell yeah man!

by Derpolas May 1, 2014

Queef

a front fart

oh no! karl just queefed and called it her front fart!

by frontfartqueefer August 16, 2022

Queef

British slang for “fell over”

Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”

by Not.me24 January 21, 2021

Kotal queef

When you and your girlfriend and playing mortal kombat 11 no other game and you use kotal khan and she used jade you only use the move kotal quake repeatedly until she gives up the sheet moaning of here losing should turn you on after she loses she will see your dick starting to get hard so then she rips off all her cloths and rips yours off jumps as high as she can with you still laying on the couch and spreads he legs into the splits mid air and lands on your cock making it a fatality for her vigina and your balls making it a kotal queef

Me and your girlfriend were getting it on so I put on mortal kombat and she tried fucking me so I did the only logical thing which was give her the biggest kotal queef I could

by Mr bagnudadman May 28, 2021