Canine Peanut Butter Surprise
Canine Peanut Butter Surprise by Frostitute February 27, 2015
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Stinky Peanut
Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.
John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!
Stinky Peanut by Thatshitposter June 5, 2018
Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie
The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.
Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
Merrifield peanut butter pinecone
The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.
Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.
Merrifield peanut butter pinecone by Jack446 May 7, 2020
Navajo peanut burp
The act of filling a Navajo ass with peanut and liquid and having him or her fart them out into partners mouth.
Navajo peanut burp by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020