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smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"
by goats February 23, 2005
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ugly girl smash

When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by goyo August 30, 2017
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Super Smash DaBros

Having sex with the bros, except it ain't gay if it da homies.
Guy 1: wanna play super smash dabros?
other guys: hell yeah lets have a sevensome!!!
by Stupid Af July 6, 2021
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Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"
"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"
by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016
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Smashing Pelvic Floors

Yet another term for sex. Much like, shag, bang, fuck and copulate.
It is the action of two people smashing their pelvic floors together.

It does what it says on the tin!
Man 1: yo, did you hear what Darren and Jessica were doing last night?
Man 2: yeah bro, they were smashing pelvic floors.
by WinterICE001 May 13, 2021
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Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
by Ribbed Rhubarb January 8, 2019
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Flash-Smash-Trash

A game in which one person chooses 3 people.. (could be fictional characters, celebs or people they know in real life).. in which they would pick who to FLASH their naked body.. only for the eyes to see.. SMASH sex/fuck/get intimate and TRASH ditch/abandon/unwanted.
Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Chris Evans (Capt.America), Chris Pratt (Starlord). Who would you Flash-Smash-Trash?
by King-Harry September 15, 2023
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