spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

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mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 May 4, 2018

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verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.

A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.

Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?

by _NotBob October 10, 2018

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