drake short
drake short by QueenMmeh June 17, 2018
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Kick Short People Day
Kick Short People Day by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021
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Harass Short People Month
In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
Harass Short People Month by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021
Rob (short for Robert)
Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.
Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!
Rob (short for Robert) by King of Sweden November 24, 2021
Punt Short People Day
Punt Short People Day by cucoshorty December 24, 2021
Stupid Short Sussy Simp
Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.
Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.
Stupid Short Sussy Simp by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022
bombay short circuit
bombay short circuit by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022