e-smack

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"

by Buddy Holly March 14, 2005

e-virginity

The Digital Form of Virginity

Yo Heard you lost your E-virginity?

yeah man!

by datalnklyerrr April 30, 2017

e-shag

When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.

Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online

2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online

Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her

by venicequeenx August 19, 2010

w/e

Well-endowed - typically used by swingers looking for men with huge cocks!

raunchy babe looking 4 w/e gentlemen

by Big Swingin' Dick February 29, 2008

E-mbarrassed

The act of humiliating oneself via electronic- or social-media.

I was so e-mbarrassed when I accidentally sexted my Mom!

by James_onthe_Rocks1 March 5, 2014

E dick

(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.

Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

e-pimp

A man that uses all necessary and obvious dating websites to compile phone numbers, messenger usernames, and email addresses in hope that his online networking will lead to an e-hookup.

I can't believe he's got six girls' numbers in one week, he's definitely an e-pimp!!

by mavsfan January 29, 2008