When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.
Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online
2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online
Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her
Girl - not even online
2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online
Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her
by venicequeenx August 19, 2010
Get the e-shagmug. by datalnklyerrr April 30, 2017
Get the e-virginitymug. by Big Swingin' Dick February 29, 2008
Get the w/emug. by James_onthe_Rocks1 March 5, 2014
Get the E-mbarrassedmug. (noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.
Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?
by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006
Get the E dickmug. A man that uses all necessary and obvious dating websites to compile phone numbers, messenger usernames, and email addresses in hope that his online networking will lead to an e-hookup.
by mavsfan January 29, 2008
Get the e-pimpmug. 