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A country that Canada is gonna take over and rename chicken
turkey by fuck you March 30, 2005

Turkey Day 

An insanely cool and counter cultural way of saying Thanksgiving. It's insanely awesome when you call it that, and only lame people call it Thanksgiving and then get mad that they don't call it by the correct name (these people also are loser emos, and they cut themselves on a regular basis.
Same: Hey man, you ready for Turkey Day next month?
Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.
Turkey Day by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009

Turkey sandwich 

a weiner between two buns, preferrably white
I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night
Turkey sandwich by JIM HAT October 8, 2004

Turkey Monger 

A Turkey Monger is a person who steals the sniper rifle from Captain Fresh in Halo 2 on Xbox Live.
God damnit! You turkey monger, that's my rifle!
Turkey Monger by Captain Fresh December 24, 2004

turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.
Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!
turkey basting by S.A.B. November 25, 2007

jive turkey 

akin to: sucka, fool, mo-fo
I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.
jive turkey by Big Daddy August 16, 2003