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Salmon Pants 

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

munch pants 

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

Pickle Pants 

Pickle pants comes from A Latin origin and is used on a day-to-day basis in Latin families it means when you have an erection in your pants
Person 1: OMG did you see Johns pickle pants today

Flirty-Pants 

Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.
Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.
Flirty-Pants by Mreyeball April 18, 2022

Stretchy-Pants 

Pants needed if you eat too much food.
If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.
Stretchy-Pants by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

primed my pants 

A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.
I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.
primed my pants by Chris 119 December 19, 2008