John Force

When performing anal sex, the person on the giving end removes his penis and runs it up the recievers back, from crack to neck as to replicate one of the said racecar drivers infamous burnouts with the fecal matter of the reciever. Most popular in one night stand situations, or to be used as a breakup initation tool.

"hey what did you do yesterday?"
"I picked up this skanky slut from the roller rink and gave her a John Force!"

by 96redvette March 23, 2009

John Nguyen

This person is amazingly sexy in every way.

He always get the ladies. They normally want to take his pants off and have sex with him.

Chelsea: Hey sexy!!!

John Nguyen: Back at ya wanna have sex??

Chelsea: For Sure!!!

by LOL FCKING CATS August 22, 2011

John Senior

A debt against a shite football team.

''Are you John Senior FC?!''

''Ah nooo!''

*PUNCH*

by liz4rdm4n August 5, 2009

Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.

Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim

by Roo#1 December 30, 2008

john wicking

(verb) When you're just fucking killing everything in your path.

I'm fucking john wicking on these kids right now in overwatch.

by xeu July 19, 2019

John-Michael

A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.

Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.

by Salty mama April 22, 2020

Crazy John

hand-job (usually given while intoxicated)

Last night was crazy. I ended up giving that guy a "Crazy John."

by PUBLICSAFETY October 7, 2011