e-tude

An intended or perceived electronic attitude. Usually in the form of curt, vague, or rude electronic statements made in e-mails, text messages, Facebook statuses, or any other digital mediums.
Tim: Hey Bob why does your girlfriend look so pissed.

Bob: I don't know man. I sent her a text message saying I would be late for dinner and she thought I gave her some e-tude.

Tim: Well did you?
Bob: No dude. All I said was "sry gurl, im rning l8t."
by Simplekind of man March 18, 2010
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E-hard

Spark is a perfect example of this, on irc and xbl, he is very e-hard by pwning noobs (and arrogant americans)
by [Spark] April 17, 2008
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e-smack

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.
"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"
by Buddy Holly March 15, 2005
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w/e

Well-endowed - typically used by swingers looking for men with huge cocks!
raunchy babe looking 4 w/e gentlemen
by Big Swingin' Dick February 29, 2008
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E-mbarrassed

The act of humiliating oneself via electronic- or social-media.
I was so e-mbarrassed when I accidentally sexted my Mom!
by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 10, 2013
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E dick

(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.
Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?
by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 22, 2006
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e-pimp

A man that uses all necessary and obvious dating websites to compile phone numbers, messenger usernames, and email addresses in hope that his online networking will lead to an e-hookup.
I can't believe he's got six girls' numbers in one week, he's definitely an e-pimp!!
by mavsfan January 29, 2008
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