What's in Your Wallet?

The noisy slogan of Capital One.

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.

What's in Your Wallet? by The Real Driller September 24, 2022

Betsy's Wallet 

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.

Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.

Betsy's Wallet by nocharge May 15, 2023

the powerhouse padussy waller 

consensually getting inside someone’s hole on the hood of an 80s model Trans Am or Camaro while 80s hair band music blares through the open T tops.

Yo, I drove past Levi’s house last night and he was getting the powerhouse padussy waller in the open garage.

the powerhouse padussy waller by The Gutter Butt Slut May 26, 2023

I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.

I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.

I lost my Metamask wallet by Shiine-1 March 11, 2025

we da wallet

A Providence College–born phrase of being rich as shit, having “the hot hand”, and never losing a bet. Coined and popularized by @theinternmason, the phrase is used when every parlay hits, every underdog covers, and your bankroll is basically printing itself

Friars covered by 20, Celtics ML smacked, and my 12-leg same-game parlay cashed. Yeah… we da wallet.

we da wallet by Adem Bona December 1, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.

"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."

Get your dick out of my wallet by LazyRooster December 9, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

Get your dick out of my wallet by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025