awkward turtle 

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

awkward turtle by Final Attempt September 22, 2005

frightened turtle 

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.

"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."

frightened turtle by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

Awkward Turtle 

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. The speed of the rotating thumbs depends on the degree of awkwardness.

Boy- "I love you."
Girl- "Um...that's cool..."
Boy- *AWKWARD TURTLE*

Awkward Turtle by <3 curse of curves <3 June 17, 2007

Getting Mud for the Turtle 

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

Getting Mud for the Turtle by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009

pet turtle 

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.

Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.

pet turtle by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

Slurping Turtle 

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

Slurping Turtle by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it 

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it by charlo June 10, 2014