Testudines69's definitions

the peek-a-boo

When just the tip of your man's petite junk happens to make a brief appearance out of the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the pinky. Antonym: the brain.

Is that guy winking at me? No, but he's totally giving you the peek-a-boo.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.

Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

dragon's tongue

When your man's significant junk hangs out of his short shorts and wraps around his thigh. See pet turtle.

After defeating Sauron, Frodo curled his spent body against Samwise Gamgee's dragon's tongue in the pit of Mt. Doom.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011