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jack barakat 

the uber smexy guitarist of all time low!!! he rox my sox!!!!!!!!
jack barakat is deffinently the second coming
jack barakat by his_luver October 26, 2008

jack ninja

a person (typically male) who is skilled in masturbating without being noticed by those around him. term coined from SRK
The jack ninja was so stealthy, he managed to get his business all over that girl's back without her noticing.
jack ninja by cynik February 15, 2004

hit a jack 

Yo, you wanna go hit a jack?
hit a jack by David Russell September 12, 2005

Jack White 

Singer/Guitarist for The White Stripes and Raconteurs,also insanely hot guy in incredibly tight pants with extremely large penis.
"That Jack White's pants are so tight his extremely large penis is going to burst forth"
Jack White by Joanie Baloney November 10, 2008

jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.
Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.
jimmy jack by sandspit October 18, 2007

Janet Jackson 

Beautiful women that proved that violence is more accepted than sex in the U.S.A.
Conservatives rather show someone getting killed on tv than someone's anatomy.
Janet Jackson by Johnnay February 4, 2004