common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

Casmosity

The beauty in destruction / catastrophic events.

The casmosity of war brought him to his knees.

by Casmosity June 25, 2025

commoddity

A non-mainstream type of merchandise.

I love eBay 'cuz they offer lots of largely-forgotten vintage objects, "nerd" videos, and other "commoddity" items.

by QuacksO August 10, 2025

commoditty

A musical-snippet dat is so delightful and/or sought-after dat it could actually be sold to folks wanting to hear it.

I love da theme song from "Made in Maine" so much dat it would actually be a "commoditty item" for me, in dat I would pay for da privilege of downloading it. Happily, it's available to listen to for free on several YouTube videos --- type da words, "Made In Maine Making It Happen" into da YouTube search-window to find one of them.

by QuacksO August 10, 2025

commostrophe

When someone incorrectly uses a conma instead of an apostrophe. This is a commostrophe.

A commostrophe - "You really don,t know when you,re beaten."

by Sham.bles September 1, 2025

Common Prank

A saying used to make light of someone else's bleak situation.

Person 1: "He walked into Saran wrap, and was then shot in the chest"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
Or
Person 1: "My uncle touched me"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"

by smegmabomb September 8, 2025

common cents

What one without common sense believes as the meaning... "people who have spare change such as dimes and nickels, common cents"

Alternatively, what one may name a playlist with songs by Common and 50 Cent.

My pockets are full of common cents, more so dimes and nickels than pennies.

by GlazeHer September 30, 2025