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Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.
Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson
Carson by Daffybugs April 22, 2024
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Carson Johnson 

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
Carson Johnson by anonymous April 23, 2024
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Carson5212

oh boy oh boy were do I even start Carson5212 is the king of all
Carson5212 is the king of discord
Carson5212 by carson5212 April 26, 2024

Carson City Six Pack 

The act of inserting your thumb into a girl’s anus. Simultaneously you take your middle and ring finger and insert them into her vagina. You then attempt to lift her up similar to how you would carry out a six pack of beer from a sketchy liquor store.
I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.
Super fast athletic guy. Always training in the gym wit the ladies. He's always pulling the best in the crib.
Hey, what's happening in the gym.
I betcha Carsten's hitting on the baddies.
Carsten by superflyingdoge May 27, 2024

Carsexual 

A man or woman that is romantically and/or sexually attracted to cars, rather than humans.
Harjoban must be a carsexual! Have you seen the way he fingers himself to photos of lamborghinis?
Carsexual by harjobanlover69 June 15, 2024
Carson is a faggot nigger and he likes to wear thongs
Carson is one gay ass nigga
Carson by onBDbitchnigga July 10, 2024