One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
by wodiespodie May 19, 2016
by redthescientististhebest November 04, 2022
A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.
by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020
a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool
by buttchese19 December 14, 2024
Get imitation crab now
by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 17, 2021
When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
by Zendaia February 02, 2024
When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024