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Cruise Crab

Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.

“Dude, this resort was perfect until the cruise crabs swarmed in and took all the pool chairs.”

by jaweedus March 19, 2025