Korean Face Mask

When someone is eating you out while you sit on their face and you get their entire face wet.

“I was so wet I gave him a Korean Face Mask.”

by Vpeachy June 6, 2019

mastabeta

The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay

Mastabeta r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs!

by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004

text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

by VPforVP September 23, 2012

Massimo

A super sweet guy that many desire but not many can have. He's everything that a girl could ever want. Whoever gets him is lucky and they should never let him go!

"Omg is she dating massimo?"
-"yes"

"She's lucky to have him!"

by Angel2124 August 21, 2016

Pay Master

Someone (usually a male) that takes out the ladies, buys them dinner, drinks, and anything else they want only for her to leave him and go home with someone else.

That girl isn't interested in him, he's a pay master.

by joey f September 4, 2005

Potion Master's Corner

A totally awesome interview show hosted by the one and only Joe Moses (AKA Snape). He interviews the cast of A very Potter Musical and A very Potter Sequel. It is showed on youtube.

And if you need to adjust your legs or your hands, just don't do it because it will ruin the whole show. - Potion Master's Corner

by iloveavpm January 13, 2011

Fap Master

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.

Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!

by Dash Random October 27, 2010