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Lauren

someone im mean to ( in a way of flirting ofc ) and gay for
yo look it’s lauren!
oh. my. lord. it’s lauren.
by whos****** March 27, 2022
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Lauren

She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)
Lauren's head looks like the tip of a weiner.
by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023
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laurens

A stupid little butt. Has a 1 inch dick (with boner). Stupid B-tech Ninja haircut. Bad at Fortnite BR.
"Im sorry bro... but youre acting like a real laurens"
"uh oh. Sorry"
by laurensthegawd June 13, 2018
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Lauren

"See that Lauren, she is a spider"

Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021
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Lauren

Lauren is an absolutely wonderful girl. A Lauren will have blonde hair that is usually shorter and always a lovely smile. She can be quiet but once you get to know her she will be your best friend forever. She’s got the brains and the beauty. A Lauren is a kind and gentle person and they should be treated as such because that is what they deserve! Laurens are the most unforgettable gals you’ll ever meet. Time that is spent with a Lauren will be cherished for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: Yooo did you see that manic pixie dream girl with the blonde hair drinking a rum and coke at the 19th hole?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! That’s Lauren…she’s awesome
by superduperbzaffu November 24, 2021
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Lauren

A person, usually female, that portrays the characteristics of a lauda (dick). Any person that behaves like a dick is called a Lauren.
The court rejected Amber Heard's bid to throw out Johnny Depp's defamation suit when they realised she was being a Lauren.
by Aaditya Sama and Alolika Chata November 23, 2021
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