stingel siekte

When a man thinks with his head instead of his mind.
Caution: Can cause problems and unplanned pregnancy

My friend is suffering from stingel siekte

by Imar Nons May 3, 2024

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

scatington

The action of sharting a little bit and rubbing it all over the nearest surface.

Joey said, "Woah man you should've seen that scatington I pulled off earlier.

by xXCountDracula420Xx May 29, 2024

Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024

Stinging Sally

Getting stung by a bee on your penis in order to permanently enlarge it.

Ted: did you hear that jack got a Stinging Sally done the other day?

Ned: no way, did it actually work?

Ted: yeah according to him it grew 7/8 of an inch.

by sassmate 01 December 12, 2024

Stinger

a firearm.

You got heat? I got a stinger too, m'fer.

by pencilshaveapoint December 25, 2024