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The act of consuming copious amounts of beer and then some mushrooms.

Side effects include saying “WOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.

Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.
Next time we do wowzers, we are going to watch the whole Matrix series.
Wowzers by TheBigZamboni October 16, 2018
Look at 238345 and a hald foot long hot dog! Wowzers!
wowzers by Richard [Zeratual] November 30, 2002
1. Expression of wonderment.
2. Expresssion of bewilderment.
3. Expression of pleasure.
(origin, East Richardson)
1. Wowzers man, Dane is unbelievable.
2. Wowzers man, is that a guy or a girl?
3. Wowzers, that was the shit.

Often used in conjuction two hands held in front and a slight tilt of the head.
Wowzers by Dane Button March 12, 2003
Using "wow" in a more exclaimed way.
Kyndra: look at that guy!
Alyssa: WOWZERS!!

Nick: I caught a 3 foot fish today!
Ryan: Are you serious?
Nick: yea, man
Ryan: wowzers!
wowzers by swimswim June 22, 2007
to express great excitement;
to express great excitement sarcastically;
"wowzers" look at that girls ass

ZACH: Hey look everyone Im so smart i got an A+++++++
AJ: wowzers ur gay
wowzers by Chris Iatridis May 24, 2007
When your in in a state higher then wow.
Wowzers that's crazy !
Wowzers by Naythia 😁💕 November 9, 2018