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Nathan Newhouse 

Some guy that is actually good at every game but sucks massive chode while his leg is being hugged by a Tyler brewer and ripping a fat cock rip in the mic then leaving for the rest of the night to stick batteries in his nose to charge his brain cum cells and is also a beta male.
Hey look at that Nathan Newhouse over there I’m so gay and want his noodle.
Nathan Newhouse by Clink1919 March 9, 2022
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Nathan Kress 

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!
Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!
Nathan Kress by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008

Nathan Barley

Calling someone a "Nathan Barley" means there a bit of a c*nt to put it simply. There waste there money of independent expensive trendy clothes, ONLY listen to underground music, attempt to imitate "Banksy" (See Banksy) and think there the king of urban "cool" (Just like the Nathan Barley from the show.)
East London is the spawning point of "Nathan Barleys."

"Pacey is a bit of a Nathan Barley"

nathan feuerstein 

Someone who is most likely to throw a chair
nathan feuerstein by nfdreams October 22, 2018

Nathan Newton 

1.Nathaniel Newton (born December 20, 1961 in Orlando, Florida) is a former American football offensive lineman in the NFL who played for the Dallas Cowboys (1986–1998) and the Carolina Panthers (1999).
On November 4, 2001 police in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, found 213 lb of marijuana in his white van. Five weeks later, he was caught with 175 lb of marijuana on Interstate 45. He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison

2.Can also mean to get busted with 100lb+ amount of weed
Which weighs more Nathan Newton or the weed he got busted with?
Answer: The weed by 20 lbs (Nate Weighs 368lbs)
Nathan Newton by Bud Reefer July 2, 2008

Nathan Bock 

Wife-Beater/Singlet.

In australia a Singlet is called a "Wife-Beater". Nathan Bock (A famous Australia footballer) beat up his partner. Hence the new name "Nathan Bock"
"Mate, you left your Nathan Bock at my house"

"I see your wearing a Nathan Bock today"

"I wonder if Nathan Bock wears a Wife-Beater"
Nathan Bock by McLovin/Squeak November 1, 2009

Nathan Griffiths 

An amazing girl who is overly feminine. A great friend who's been looking for a boyfriend for a while now. Sports an unkempt style, almost like she hasn't washed for a few weeks and hasn't cleaned her teeth .. well, ever. Massive fan of her electric toothbrush and shit music, such as HIM. Her favourite past time is crossing oceans of wine and throwing up whilst playing the Lord of the Rings drinking game.

Loves her bestfriend/boyfriend Alastair very much, and also the shit French beer that he buys for her. Likes shoving her fingers up her bum. Often goes to Download just to see men lift their kilts and expose themselves to her. She has a penchant for men with he-vage (Ryan). Often ends up kissing curly-haired beasts (Dane) whilst intoxicated, or licking the respective guys' girlfriend's nipples. Often known to swig pure vodka from the bottle, but more often than not hands it out to the rest of the group and then declaring she's bladdered.

Never cleans his fingers after bum-fun with himself.
Seen that Nathan Griffiths?

What a babe.