Mexican railroad 

When you wrap your dick in a tortilla and she start sucking while moaning chop choo!

That shit was crazy how she do that Mexican railroad .

Mexican railroad by Bootysmeller42069 July 10, 2017

Mexican Speed Bag 

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.

Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.

Mexican Speed Bag by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

mexican tequila sunrise 

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

mexican tequila sunrise by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018

Mexican Starfish 

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

Mexican Starfish by Perturbation April 26, 2019

mexican army 

Mostly a French expression "armée mexicaine" in reference to the Mexican Revolution, where the Revolutionary Army, including many of its generals, was seen from the outside as composed mainly of peasants with no military training.

The phrase underlies the inability to lead with several inconsistent contractors, and especially an organization where everyone holds an honorary position.

That company operates as the mexican army!

mexican army by Fishing Fishy Fish October 15, 2020

Mexican window-fuck 

A traditional Mexican event where they line up during an erection and sprint into a large window to break with their cock

Yo Aiden, you coming to the annual mexican window-fuck tonight? Its gonna be lit

Mexican window-fuck by Big John!! April 26, 2021

mexican burrito 

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

mexican burrito by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022