champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Chimped

When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.

Lol that bot just chimped himself

by David Rushby January 6, 2008

Champ

deriving from the word champion it means good, great, fantastic.....if you are please it something it can be "champ"

e.g "i had the best night last night, it was so champ!"

"that skirt looks champ on you!"

by rachiepachie January 17, 2010

chimps fingers

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006

Champ

The thinkers and dreamers who become drunken singers. The ones that laugh at life and know they will never be right.

"Ahhh dude, you puked on your girlfriend's lap... you're a champ!"

by showmethepath May 6, 2009

Champ

A cool person you like and respect for doing something cool.

"Jose Reyes(Mets player) is a champ because he wears his socks high."

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005

champ

n. child tamperer. name given to pedophiles in prison from inmates.

"have you seen the new guy in cell 23? i heard he's in here for being a champ"

"lets hope this champ will be dropping the soap"

by mother lover March 13, 2009