Chimped

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)
Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her
by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011
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Chimped

a) The act of chimping
b) What it means when someone takes your personal belongings, without your knowledge, as a chimpanzee would do, covertly.
“Hey Johnny, how’d you get all this great cologne?”

(Johnny) “I chimped it. I crash parties, and take it when everybody is drunk”.
by jespyderguy October 21, 2021
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Chimped

Rocking up to a fight without your leader and going straight back home.
I was going to crush them until I got chimped
by Tdiz123 June 1, 2018
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Chimped

When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.
Lol that bot just chimped himself
by David Rushby January 6, 2008
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Chimped

The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.
"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*

"You just got chimped!"
by magigs October 9, 2008
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chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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Chimp

To violently attack or maul something or someone, in a manner similar to a chimpanzee. Typically involves breaking bones, biting and mutilation of digits and appendages.
“Yo, did you hear about the researcher who got killed by chimpanzees?”

“Yeah, they chimped him real bad. Took off his dick and balls.”
by Moyai🗿🗿🗿 March 13, 2022
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