wank-wank

A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank, spit on him, then insult his backpack.

K-Fed is such an effing wank-wank.

by Jillian Effing Camink September 19, 2006

wank-speak

The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.

1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"

2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."

3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"

4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"

5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."

by Fox JK January 9, 2009

wankee

a wannabe yankee

Someone who isn't American, but wants to be. This is also synonymous with a wanker, but wanting to be American automatically suggests as such.

Look at all these wankees at the embassy.

by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004

pressure wank

A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.

Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).

When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!

There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooof! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!

And enjoy till empty.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!

by Karlos December 25, 2008

WANK-WORTHY

something that is good enough to flip over and bang, preferrably a subaru impreza or a well fit girl that the closest tou'll come to is tossing over

dude, jordan is well wankworthy

by BRADLEY FLYNN December 17, 2003

danger wank

starting to masturbate while parked at red lights and having to cum before they are green again

i danger wanked at the lights the other day, went straight into the back of a van, then i drove off

by 'The Master' April 2, 2008

wank

wank means, Fondle the genitals.

"I`m feeling horney, I think I shall have a wank." Also used as swear word, "You are a wanker"

by wanc March 5, 2003