one nut

Lance Armstrong's nick name

Lance armstrong had testicular cancer and lost one of his nuts. now his friends call him one nut

by Eric-B April 30, 2006

mad one

English phrase used to describe the state an individual or party of people are in when they have ingested a significant amount of any one or combination of intoxicating substances and have aspirations of engaging in sexual relations and/or violent conflict with other rindividuals

I am on the mad one sir

by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007

tie one on

To drink with the intention of becoming intoxicated, as opposed for purely social reasons.

One will often tie one on when looking to have a good time or self-sooth

So do this thing with me
Instead of tying on a tight one tonight
~Interpol, Nex Exit

by L Cali December 28, 2005

tennis at one

A euphemism for "Fuck you!" coined by the Hill sisters of Ashland KY when their children were young. Can also be used in lieu of flipping someone off in mixed company. The phrase came from an episode of "Mad About You" in which Paul Reiser's character has just had words with a client. As the client storms offsreen, Paul calls out, "Are we still on for tennis? . . . Does that mean at 1:00?"

You missed the turn back there, Sheena. Tennis at one, Cheryl.

by CherylK December 19, 2005

one ring

calling your buds and letting the phone ring once before hanging up. this is used following a sporting blunder by your rival and their favorite team. as if the ESPN mocking wasnt enough anyone who gets one ringed feels the pain even longer

Joey-You see the Sox lost in the 9th last night?
Charlie-Ya i got one ringed like 7 times

by Swedes August 22, 2008

pop one

get an erection

dude, when i touched cindy boner's hoo hoo, i popped one.

by judson April 16, 2003

a mad one

A period of time spent doing nothing that isnt completely silly, hopefully bizarre & enormously fun! Usually undertaken when under the influence of alcohol or drugs or both.

Best enjoyed after (in fact it only really qualifies as 'a mad one' after) at least one night's sleep deprivation.

(It is also worth noting that 'a mad one' is normally accompanied by almost continuous, totally sincere but basically pointless, apologies to anyone nearby who is halfway normal)

"Sorry mate, don't mind us ..we're on a mad one"

"I know I am talking shit mate, sorry, I've been on a bit of a mad one"

by The Insomnianiac July 8, 2005