Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

shockolate

1- The sudden and delightful realization that One is now into Chocolate. That's literal and/or figurative Chocolate ;-)

2- The African American tendency to master any discipline that was previously and incorrectly thought of as "non-black".

1- I knew I liked Tanya but now I think I'm in love. I know... I'm shockolated!!

2- Oh you didn't know I could skate this well huh. That's what I do. Shockolate.

by Dothething! December 8, 2023

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.

C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.

by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Shocklit

Surprised but in an unamused, bored kind of way.

I am shocklit at their selection of wallpaper. ._.

by sleepingkittystar March 25, 2024